Cute noises, but not useful to me

“120 preset sounds (more free sounds available on the website)…” I interpreted that to mean that it would play various “instruments.” The website appears to be a Yahoo! group; I’m not going to Yahoo! for one odd app that doesn’t seem to be what I want, anyway.
This appears to be only capable of setting parameters on algorithmically-derived oscillators. I was hoping for something to play music with, but all I can get out of it are noises like you’d hear on a 1950s black and white space movie. Cute, but…I’d rather play the piano.
If I’d paid for this, I’d be very upset.

MicClueless about Vogue MK2 Synthesizer